Funny 5Th Grade Poems

two wily willing avocado boys
dressed in costume, making lots of noise
danced a ring around my sister
she knows them well, calls one mister
first cousins, known as...

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   A bullseye again!
        Can't miss.
   Have practiced since I was ten.
  ...

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Could there be anything sweeter,
than our little dog named Fartina,
I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws,
they no longer come over because,
the gaseous funky green...

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no matter what else you do today
be playful in some kind of fashion or way
show the world your inner child inside
do not let them wither,...

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the wildest largest most unbelievable tale is told by Peacock dear.
Rambunctious raccoon is rolling his eyes, and a finger around his ear
I try to concentrate,...

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Madame Sunflower was on a roll in the very best way
She had a squishy ball and she was ready to play
I saw her coming and...

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This is a paper kite ,                   ...

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Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew...

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We have never had a babysitter that was a bunny!
What are your concerns? I asked my pet cat Honey.
Does she have a sense of humor?...

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The brownie brigade trotted around the block.
Marching with their feet going tickety dickity dock.
I listened to their shoes going click click click.
The loudest one was...

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Can't you see
It's her not me
I’m being framed

That girl was my friend
But now she’s HER friend
And I can't talk to them?
What the hell

Where is SHE...

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Erin’s face looks like a map of Ireland, I was told.
She had ginger hair with slivers of dashing gold.
Her eyes were as green as the...

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Angel Pink and Angel Blue were the best duo in 2022.
They decorated Christmas trees without paste or glue.
Making a splash that was unexpected, not overdue.
We...

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Goofy Woofy Halloween totem is sitting proudly.
Gawkers are making comments, some rather loudly.
A few make fun of the animals, as they look funny.
I am not...

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We went up our Grandma Eleanor’s walk
To yell trick-or-treat when a crow gave a squawk
We could not believe how black it was, it gave me...

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