3Rd Poems - Poems about 3Rd

Persnickety pig, persnickety pig Would you like to smoke a favorite cig? Cancer chances are amazingly big He is being tempted by his cousin Quig How about alcohol? Please take a swig. Come here, persnickety pig, don’t be a prig. Person...Read the rest...

You surely can rhyme Heard this all the time Poetry is not a crime It could be sublime It makes not a dime Can be done in quick time Words that somehow rhyme Pop out from the grime Slither through the slime Some of...Read the rest...

What is her name? Asked Mad Hatter of the Palace. I think it’s Dorothy. “No, it isn’t, it’s Alice.” Her frock is quite fetching in that lovely sky blue. She stands up straight and her pearly teeth are...Read the rest...

In modern day times since twenty-fifteen Fifty new species of dinosaurs have been seen Because new places are being rapidly excavated Excitement generated cannot be overstated...Read the rest...

Froggy pulled the cork and it made a loud bang The rest of the party yelled “oh my!” and “dang!” Champagne for everyone, he yelled into the fray Liquor does not suit me said persnickety Kay. Kay would ruin...Read the rest...

Female mosquitos live forty-two days Feeding on our blood in brutal mean ways Causing itchy bumps on our tender skin Healthy male mosquitoes die ten days in...Read the rest...

The confirmation hearings are low brow theatre packs of C actors and bitter stone throwers getting off by degrading-disgracing- humiliating. Transparency and truth are a pale afterthought. Do let your children watch the theatre though.... Explain to them that this...Read the rest...

A bat cries differently, ...Read the rest...

I lead the charge up the hill My dragon puffed fireballs at the enemy The other army was screaming and shrieking They retreated and Poindexter flipped them away with his tail Scooped them up and flung them back to...Read the rest...

If you were my favorite I might keep my phone on It is off If you meant a lot to me I might bake you a blueberry muffin My oven is dead If you were a cousin Our memories would be great Or...Read the rest...

Jacob and his guitar sat down on magestic mars strummed their tune to the delight of the stars the earth got silent, her orange showing through he was adorable, sincere, melodic, and innocent true....Read the rest...

I want blue war paint so my enemies will cringe it could make me fierce red if you do not have blue green if you do not have red I need to cover up this soft face so I can terrorize...Read the rest...

He is calm, a gentle sound, In his future we're like staying in cemetery Softly whispers to the heart, From the noise, it sets diversely...Read the rest...

My robot brings me six meals a day We started out with three, but he was sad He lives to please me in every kind of way His baking is good, his frying and cooking not bad Robot makes...Read the rest...

June showed her pluck at an early age As prophesized by a pleasant sage Six nuns tried to put her into a cage This quickly made Omaha’s front page Causing lots of readers parental rage She is loose today, in...Read the rest...