Who Needs Red Tape!

It seems it takes reams of paperwork to get things done nowadays. You can become so snarled in red tape that it'll leave you in a daze! I wonder how Noah would've coped with such onerous fiddle-faddle, Had panels and boards been involved to design for him a simple paddle! Did he have building codes and hordes of bureaucrats to appease, Or pesky environmentalists hugging the gopherwood trees? Was there an OSHA lurking about enforcing inane regulations? Such balderdash would've added to his heap of frustrations! Was an ASPCA "watchdog" there fretting about all the creatures, Insisting that cages and stalls have the latest comfort features? Was their a labor union hovering nigh demanding a living wage? Such piffle would've launched Noah into a towering rage! Had Noah heeded those who showered him with sneer and scorn, Or had he drowned in seas of red tape to stifle his Godly bourne, He might've been discouraged and cancelled the whole affair. That could've spelled doom for humankind right then and there! But Noah's Boss, that Master Architect superintending from Above, Gave Noah the specifications and a not too gentle shove! Noah, Japheth, Ham and Shem hustled and the Ark soon took shape. 'Twas built on schedule, with no cost overruns and no red tape! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)