Little Miss Tough Squit..

Little Miss Tough Squit, Was downing a "shot", When some jive-arsed turkey... Parked his butt right next to her spot... He oogled Miss Tough Squit... Thought he might have a chance... Asked her if she'd like to dance... She looked him over with great contempt, His clothes not clean, his hair unkempt.. "Buzz Off Bozo!!" she barked at him... He got all red, his patience grew thin... He was about to say what he ought not, But she preempted him, With a clean chin shot...