Election Wahala: the Court; the Umpire; Party and the Masses

WHAT THEY SAID: MASSES: Our votes must count! AREA BOYS: We only know our pay master, the originator of stomach infrastructure PARTY MANIFESTOS: LP: You won't labour in vain PDP: When we were in charge, we were the biggest economy in Africa APC: We will "cushion" the effects of subsidy removal and increase "minimum" wage. THE UMPIRE: Bimodal voter accreditation system (BVAS) and Viewing portal (IREV), are both "game changers!" We "shall" UPLOAD, and TRANSMIT "results" immediately The electoral process will be "FREE, FAIR and TRANSPARENT." THE PRESS: (A) We have noticed election malfeasance, like: vote buying, voter suppression and intimidation THE PRESS (B) Elections haven't started, but reports say "results are already being announced" in Nasarara THE PRESS (C) Sources say "ballot boxes" just "arrived" Kogri at Noon THE PRESS AND MASSES in UNISON: Which one comes first, the results or the election? THE UMPIRE: You reserve the right to go to court THE COURT: Ours is to "AFFIRM" victory and "DISMISS" noise makers.