A Spider I Dream!

Woke up from the dream I had last night From 6' 2" to a spiders height Stuck in the bath with polished sides Tried to climb, all i could do was slide Where do i go what do i do now I'm so small i can hardly shout What do i say, hey it's me down here Any females that walk in, will they fear? Not the dreaded punishment that's awaits our fall Squashed flat, newspaper and all Down the drain in a torrent of fear As she screams, oh please don't come near Thank the lord it was only a dream A 6' 2" spider now that's a theme