Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth - Lyrics by Dandy Warhols

I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe.
But today,
If you think that I don't know
About depression and
Emotional pain,
You're insane, or your
A fool who hasn't paid attention
To a word that I say.
In a way, I can't
Help but feel responsible.I always knew that you were insane
With your pain.
But I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe
Now a-day.
You never thought you'd get addicted,
Just be cooler in an obvious way.I could say, shouldn't you have got
A couple peircings and decided
May-be that you were gay.
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible,I always knew that you were insane
With you pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe hey.(repeat)