I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall, takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina I said, " How you doin', my name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul ' Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...
TINA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you TINA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind I adore I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember I said to my man, " Stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter I said to the girl, " Yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire" I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...
BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are" I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' I sat down to eat, ordered my food I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said, " You got a girl," I said, " It don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name?" She said, " My tag says Lisa" I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
She looked at me and said, " Make yourself clear L, where we going?" I said, " Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, " You'll see" I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
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