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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I stand proud with pride... exuding suave debonair air plus head and shoulders taller (than the empire state building - hey what's a little hyperbole, eh?) since September eleventh two thousand and twenty four, which date marked a major change (yes folks - more important than getting married) during threescore and five years incorporating mein kampf voluntarily (and without bribery, but with liberty and justice for all) to maintain a scheduled appointment at Salon Nova, an upscale hair cutting/styling boutique located at 377 W Ridge Pike A, Limerick, Pennsylvania 19468. This recently unkempt aging married sexagenarian and solitudinarian sultan of swing long haired pencil neck geek self adopted behavior modification particularly regarding maintaining personal hygiene of mine woke as if from somnambulant state and kept promise to himself. About twelve inches of brown tresses got cut off courtesy in a small number of fell swoops videre licet, whereby the beautician amazingly gracefully brandished scissors and brush immediately creating lightness of being which locks of brunette strands tinged with gray got donated to a charity that repurposes hair into wigs for various and sundry purposes, thus empowered to contribute a part of myself that will grow back - (yet... I WILL NOT GO BACK thank you Kamala Harris for birthing phrase TO PRESENTING SLOVENLY APPEARANCE) in gentle waves cascading down to my knees as happened umpteen times during mein kampf, the first instance of revolutionary physical transformation occurred when yours truly a mere stripling of a pubescent teen receiving psychiatric treatment from Ted Goldberg, (who prescribed both mellaril and elavil), and he patiently nursed psyche of mine severely afflicted with anorexia nervosa in tandem with obsessive compulsive disorder tied with exaggerated fixation with hair, which characteristic donning my noggin became the most important reason for living, I would sooner have died than get a haircut, (spoiler alert, I did not die nor kill myself), yet interestingly enough he accompanied me to a local barber in Collegeville, who did the deed done dirt cheap, yet I invariably returned to being a long haired pencil neck geek plodding along the boulevard of broken dreams, where according to Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do. All kidding aside, said voluntary makeover undertaken cause unnecessary emotional energy and quite a chunk of time invested lavishly shampooing hirsute pate, and subsequently applying blow dryer to fluff up ample mane, that gnarly retched ma tailbone - ha! Another significant reason spurring long overdue decision to present a handsome chap, albeit modesty prevents excessive self adulation, ejaculation (not premature), ego inflation, amplitude and attitude modulation of same to disallow being snickered at as if I happen to be from Mars. Sorry keeping a figurative straight poker face born this way, thus impossible mission for this word punster, jokester, and grandmaster without a super plan. Yours truly (me) made long overdue transition from schlep to mensch.
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