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Written by Stevie Smith | Create an image from this poem

Freddy

 Nobody knows what I feel about Freddy
I cannot make anyone understand
I love him sub specie aet ernitaties
I love him out of hand.
I don't love him so much in the restaurants that's a fact To get him hobnob with my old pub chums needs too much tact He don't love them and they don't love him In the pub lub lights they say Freddy very dim.
But get him alone on the open saltings Where the sea licks up to the fen He is his and my own heart's best World without end ahem.
People who say we ought to get married ought to get smacked: Why should we do it when we can't afford it and have ourselves whacked? Thank you kind friends and relations thank you, We do very well as we do.
Oh what do I care for the pub lub lights And the friends I love so well- There's more in the way I feel about Freddy Than a friend cal tell.
But all the same I don't care much for his meelyoo I mean I don't anheimate mich in the ha-ha well-off suburban scene Where men are few and hearts go tumptytum In the tennis club lub lights poet very dumb.
But there never was a boy like Freddy For a haystack's ivory tower of bliss Where speaking sub specie humanitatis Freddy and me can kiss.
Exhiled from his meelyoo Exhiled from mine There's all Tom Tiddler's time pocket For his love and mine.


Written by Ella Wheeler Wilcox | Create an image from this poem

At The Window

 Every morning, as I walk down
From my dreary lodgings, toward the town,
I see at a window, near the street,
The face of a woman, fair and sweet,
With soft brown eyes and chestnut hair,
And red lips, warm with the kisses left there.
And she stands there as long as she can see The man who walks just ahead of me.
At night, when I come from my office down town, There stands a woman with eyes of brown, Smiling out through the window blind At the man who is walking just behind.
This fellow and I resemble each other - At least so I'm told by one and another, (Though I think I'm the handsomer by far, of the two,) I don't know him at all, save to 'how d'ye do, ' Or nod when I meet him.
I think he's at work In a dry-goods store as a salaried clerk.
And I am a lawyer of high renown, Having a snug bank account and an office down town, - Yet I feel for that fellow an envious spite, (it had no other name, so I speak it outright.
) There were symptoms before; but it's grown I believe, Alarmingly fast, since one cloudy eve, When passing the little house close by the street, I heard the patter of two little feet, And a figure in pink fluttered down to the gate, And a sweet voice exclaimed, 'Oh, Will, you are late! And, darling, I've watched at the window until - Sir, I beg pardon! I thought it was Will! ' I passed on my way, with such a strange feeling Down in my heart.
My brain seemed to be reeling; For, as it happens, my name, too, is Will, And that voice crying 'darling, ' sent such an odd thrill Throughout my whole being! 'How nice it would be, ' Thought I, 'If it were in reality me That she's watched and longed for, instead of that lout! ' (It was envy that made me use that word, no doubt,) For he's a fine fellow, and handsome! -(ahem!) But then it's absurd that this rare little gem Of a woman should stand there and look out for him Till she brings on a headache, and makes her eyes dim, While I go to lodgings, dull, dreary and bare, With no one to welcome me, no one to care If I'm early of late.
No soft eyes of brown To watch when I go to, or come from the town.
This bleak, wretched, bachelor life is about (If I may be allowed the expression) played out.
Somewhere there must be, in the wide world, I think, Another fair woman who dresses in pink, And I know of a cottage, for sale, just below, And it has a French window in front and - heigho! I wonder how long, at the longest, 'twill be Before, coming home from the office, I'll see A nice little woman there, watching for me.

Book: Shattered Sighs