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BAN BACKWARDS NORTH CAROLINA (PSA)

deep in the belly of the empire
where “fights between cats and dogs are prohibited,”
“women must be covered in AT LEAST 16 yards of
cloth at all times,”
“bingo games cannot last over 5 hours unless they take place at a 
fair,”
“it is against the law to sing off key” &
“the mere possession of a lottery ticket results in a $2,000 fine,”
SAME-SEX MARRIAGE & CIVIL UNIONS HAVE BEEN BANNED
yes
that’s 
right
campers, NC!---that backwards, knuckle-dragging, thumbless part of the empire, has now joined the other 29 states that have passed constitutional amendments banning same-sex marriage…that’s
30 STATES FULL OF 
BACKWARDS
KNUCKLE-DRAGGING
THUMBLESS &
STONE AGE
judeo-christians 
(clinging onto their little 
book of ****ing fairytales, 
still trying with all their 
might to beat us over the 
head with it & deprive the 
brothers & sisters who live 
right next door to them in 
this so-called FREE LAND 
in this so-called WESTERN-
CIVILIZATION of the rights 
that they have, because they 
think that their “god” said so).

OH BUT WAIT!
NC WANTS TO UP THE ANTE!
they have also banned domestic partnerships between gay or STRAIGHT couples.

soooooooooo…

don’t go to NC if you want to get oral sex (“it’s a crime against nature” in NC),
OR IF YOU WANT THE SAME RIGHTS AS STRAIGHT SELF-RIGHTEOUS JUDEO-CHRISTIANS LIVING TOGETHER IN “holy matrimony”

don’t go to NC if you want to have sex in any other position besides the missionary
(“while having sex you must stay in the missionary position AND HAVE THE SHADES PULLED”),
OR IF YOU WANT THE SAME RIGHTS AS STRAIGHT SELF-RIGHTEOUS JUDEO-CHRISTIANS LIVING TOGETHER IN “holy matrimony”
&
PLEASE
oh
PLEASE
don’t go to NC if you want to stay in a hotel with your lover in the same bed
(“all couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart”),
OR
IF YOU WANT THE SAME RIGHTS AS STRAIGHT SELF-RIGHTEOUS 
JUDEO-CHRISTIANS LIVING TOGETHER IN “holy matrimony”---

because it just ain’t gonna happen.  all them people in NC have made up their mind.

COMMENCE THE
EXODUS 
all sane & rational occupants 
(= those believing in equal rights for ALL people)
of NC!
&
join the rest of the
21st century.
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