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(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue)
 
[Intro]

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since Nixon got the shock 
When he crashed on Daley’s bloc
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of crashing on Daley’s bloc
Daley’s bloc would crash on them
 
[Verse 1]

In olden days the missing ballots
Would wind up on warehouse pallets
Now, heaven knows
Anything goes

When today a quite delusional POTUS
Will lean on a friendly SCOTUS
Well, there she blows
Anything goes

A race decided by the voters
Is now with the hoax promoters
Who run the show
So anything goes

[Bridge 1]

If voting twice you like 
If some vice you like 
If “aw shucks” you like 
If big bucks you like 
If Ted Cruz you like 
If fake news you like 
Why, it’s totally apropos . . .
 
[Verse 2]
 
When you turn away from common mores
To buy into wacky stories
Well, I suppose
Anything goes
 
When ev'ry month the PAC that's smart is
Supporting the Grand Old Party’s
Picks, goes to show
Anything goes

If you need a signature in Georgia
Just tell ‘em and they will forge ya’
One like the pros
Anything goes

[Bridge 2]

If boxes stuffed you like
If counting muffed you like
If ballot mules you like
If network fools you like
If Chinese hacks you like
If Super PACs you like
Why, wait for another blow . . .
 
[Verse 3]
 
When faced with waves of sham electors
Confronted by fraud detectors
Why, then you know
Anything goes

If voter fraud should fry your fanny
And tallies sound Pakistani
Then, heaven knows
Anything goes
 
Those mail-in votes sure look suspicious
They may end up injudicious
And so it goes
Anything goes
 
[Bridge 3]
 
Just think of those shocks you've got 
And those knocks you've got 
And those blues you've got 
From the news you've got 
And those pains you've got 
(If any brains you've got) 
Left after the Tucker Show
 
[Verse 4]
 
Campaigners, too, who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Scandal grows
Anything goes
 
Look out for guys who sound too brainy
And broads with the name of Cheney
Or heaven knows
Anything goes
 
[Bridge 4]

The world’s gone mad today 
And good's bad today 
And black's white today
And day's night today 
And that gent today 
You gave a cent today 
Will soon be serving 10 or so 
 
[Verse 5]

So cast your vote and do your duty
Remember you’ve still got Rudy
Just goes to show
Anything goes

© 2023 by Ralph Protsik. All rights reserved.
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