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The sow beauty queen’s 
favorite color is money green
The cloven jaw cutie’s
favorite sound is “cha-ching”

Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers
throughout the land constantly rings

That jade oinkment noise
is a pigmentary salve to her greedy soul
She’s got a glut appetite for mo’ and mo’
Her imperial motto is: 
“Mo’ money means mo’ toga rest,
and much less queen bee stress”

This regal swine loves to sit 
in her towering pleasure palace pigpen,
and peso whine
and ruble dine

Miss Piggy Lips, 
with the Pillsbury hips, 
enjoys wallowing in the miry green dough
Mudslinging filthy lucre nods covetously so

Miss Piggy Lips,
with the greasy palm grip,
silver tongue yields coin swallowing squeals
Jade oinkment noise forfeits her unpaid bills

This oral apothecary fatty substance
is pocketbook soothing to the queen Midas soul
Gold pursed lip smacking 
is how this triple jowl lady low down dirty roll

Those hog heaven eyes
got them snout gobbled green eggs 
gulp hasty safely cracking 

Her pigmentary belly rub etiquette 
is sop share burp lacking
As those rotund royalties
never piggy bank lessen one lil’ bit

Jade oinkment noise
is very spit pernicious green
Pigmentary salve for the thin-skinned cries
of the profiteering unclean

Dyed paper lust has an emerald sheen
Phat bags under dollar sign eyes
be the makeup blush 
for the Oval weight sow beauty queen

Miss Piggy Lips,
with the mint green painted toenails,
she loves the excess gossip that dirty tales sell

Flop sweat sleeping 
in her palace penthouse pigsty,
she snore ignore the kingdom’s po’ travails
Wrapping herself in a muddy blanket of lies,
surrounding her obese body 
with a methane swarm of toady tongue flies

Miss Piggy Lips,
the dung awful smell
coming from that 
jade oinkment perfume trail
is just too much nasal pain to inhale
It’s so sickening to brain fart expel 

Fat chance the stench makes anyone well
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