Stuck Up Poems - Poems about Stuck Up

... I’m a dead muse walking, stuck in a queue moving along slowly, spreading out too A worm wriggles past, looking worse for wear was caught in a hailstorm, guts everywhere ......Read the rest...

...Crying, screaming, blaming? It's never your fault Irk beneath is flaming And outpouring daunt Close your eyes, hey goddess And let it burn Open them again And behold them burn The a......Read the rest...

...Got stuck in a celestial trap, Found myself nowhere within the gap. Fell only for the crap, Driving me insane with this verbose map! Poke my nose, pinch my ear, Don't want to reach near those ......Read the rest...

...The couple wanted to eat at an exclusive restaurant. Wife said, “Let’s act like we are haughty and stuck up.” Husband was all in; so they ate with pinkie fingers up. They were ultra-rude to the wa......Read the rest...

...If you are stuck I am lost It's been so long I wonder if I am wrong Distant may be the days Though so clearly I can still see When walks around the track were as happy as can be You'll l......Read the rest...

... Pigeons were a mans best friend, A gift from the sky. We lured them from fields with large oaks, To artificial nests to suit our needs. We spoiled and pampered them, Using those gifts as c......Read the rest...

... 'Hannah' thought she was a baby blue 'tit', would 'toot' at dawn searching for a titbit. Sounded more like a 'tut tut,' so her 'mama' smacked her but. Now she goes baa baa, like a 'ewe' misfit.......Read the rest...

..."I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it..." ~ E.E. Cummings I carry your heart and love in my heart Never withou......Read the rest...

...The ELECTRIC swerve of her lover's Words. Wooo! Her curves! How Soothing. He loved and amused her. Major Master Lover! Her emotions Were bare. His were BLAZING! HE FLARED! ooh! Sweet my sweet ......Read the rest...

...Ice touching the ends of my hair. I guess I am no longer going anywhere. I thought that this would be a fresh start. A new beginning. A start of something new. But the clouds have followed ......Read the rest...

...Sometimes time passes slowly, And sometimes, it was a deal of a second. Stuck here or there, I don't know! With my old friends... As old as I am, As young as newborn leaf, As sharp as the eyes ......Read the rest...

...I have a special interest in telling about my colonoscopy. The doc cheerful, secure in his specialty, colon cancer being the second leading cause of cancer death after lung tumors. They can snip t......Read the rest...

...teacher who got stuck with six wild boys on robotics team came up to ask Guess how many points we got on the very first task? I know she is a bit looney, but I like her a lot. I have no idea, I sa......Read the rest...

...Lucy's running nerves made her stew Race time, her legs stuck like thick glue When would be her time Now a hard stool crime Why did she always have to poo! He watched as she got stuck a......Read the rest...

...In my sense of dwarfish I sought to fill the hole in Myself with plain grass and cow dung But know I see that the kinly love I wish to carry and craddle Is locked behind a curtain That's old......Read the rest...