Smart Ass Poems - Poems about Smart Ass

...Was I never enough or was I always too much? Or was I just right there missing your touch? How could you break it through Life gave you life but placed these crazy challenges Upon you You had m......Read the rest...

...Will soon be eighty-eight, not a great idea To shovel snow anymore The danger of a heart attack is ever present Certainly not something to ignore Up in our brains we're still young as e......Read the rest...

...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......Read the rest...

...big eyed owl all puffed up tormented by wind whistling tree branches tick tock of clock tower dog wolfs himself up identical black cat howlers tug of war puffing spurting spitting sneaky......Read the rest...

...A new year has rounded the corner, with grave news hard on its heels. A father's friend at kinship's dawn, a clan's family, by life's sudden dusk. In so many respects my father's twin, he coul......Read the rest...

...King darius escaped to save his a-s Smart move smart decision low pitch bass There is no need to be nice Think again think twice and think thrice What lesson do we learn? Run escape take you tur......Read the rest...

...I was the official jar opener in our house Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets Knocked me off my perch Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression It's a conspiracy, cause I ......Read the rest...

...darn cat found my secret stash of "catnip" AP: 2nd place 2021 Posted on March 13, 2021......Read the rest...

...Undocumented Warrior By George W. Clever-----2002 I sneaked into this country on moccasin feet No one knew I was here Till one day someone asked Where is your C.D.I.B. card? Putting on ......Read the rest...

...The task master walked into the room of hopeful job applicants. All the blacks over there, he said, pointing. No one moved. All the whites over there, he said, pointing. No one moved. All the peo......Read the rest...

...Did you fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works Now that was a smart-ass answer... help! I need a nurse Preferably a sexy one To make me come undone Will intentionally injure myse......Read the rest...

...There once was a lad who loved to eat soup He made it with beans so he'd always poop He'd let out a fart His **** it would SMART ~ Yet his friends thought him a big nincompoop......Read the rest...

...Hungry for a chump to do as I say a stupid little man to simply look the other way A well endowed stallion who breaks me off everyday some sprung guy that gives me money before he goes away H......Read the rest...

...The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know… which insightful, gutsy, entrancing, catchy apothegm attributed to Socrates by way of Plato subsequently self ranking mys......Read the rest...

...the upshot constituted a figurative straw that broke the virtual camels back where yours truly fingered as scape goat, who meekly, passively, and subserviently felt the stinging cr......Read the rest...