Louse Poems - Poems about Louse

...Middle Fiddle Faddle and a Rah Rah Raw Bacon is not in my vocabulary sang Rowdy Dah. I have a gorgeous pet, she is my pretty pig, Pet. She has never had to wolf down any garbage yet. Others thr......Read the rest...

...I awoke this morning in a reflective state, Considering my life in the Johnston estate, And my trials and tribulations as a mouse, Living, as I am, actually, beneath their house. Cats, bird......Read the rest...

... Mysogynous Mouse espied a cat in the house ~ exterminated the louse ......Read the rest...

... She walked down the isle in an eburnean dress looking like a beautiful Madonna I must confess her hair long as Rapunzel was braided in a tress she walked and she talked like a Royal Empress ......Read the rest...

...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sis......Read the rest...

...‘Twas the night before New Year’s when all through my house nary a dish had been washed; I felt like such a louse. “What’s wrong with you, dear?” queried my spouse. “Not a poem have you ......Read the rest...

...If the plural of mouse is mice, And more than one louse is lice, Then it seems to me, that logically, The plural of grouse should be grice. A single goose duplicates into geese, A mongoose produ......Read the rest...

...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......Read the rest...

...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sis......Read the rest...

...Paul was alright when we last met; Various promises to each other,we had made. The last time I heard from him, He was pleading with me not to join his team. What team? I knew not what he meant! ......Read the rest...

...Sometimes defend sometimes accused Memory details the excuses used Always the hardship either temper or tears Always heart ache the victim of fears The blindness we use is a terrible excuse ......Read the rest...

...With his baggy overalls And a worn, plaid cap, The old farmer recalls With a piglet in his lap Seated on the porch swing Of his aging farmhouse, He saw not a thing ... But the life of a ......Read the rest...

...I When a spat leaves you blue-faced and chokin' This advice may keep love's bond unbroken: Don't go angry to bed, Listen to what's being said And not merely to what's being spoken. II A man ......Read the rest...

... my brother was such a louse the tricks he played with a mouse moms dish collection with cat connection got him thrown out of the house. ......Read the rest...

...Mark's salaries could build him no house, Just gave him computer with a mouse, After a half year's savings with grouse For a machine that would new jobs browse... Mark's pays fed him and Big Mo......Read the rest...