Humour Poems - Poems about Humour

...If ye jail me whom they anoint, Beware, that’ll be a breaking point. Now, if this seems no threat In a country so great, Let’s bow to its buckling knee-joint. ______________________________ Hap......Read the rest...

... If you can't say something nice It's best to say nothing at all That is going to be me from now on My humour is often misinterpreted Causing an undesirable reaction I wrongly assume ......Read the rest...

...A few things laws may him deprive, Trump still to White House may arrive. And if serves felony, May collect a bounty Of horse and gun and Dollars five. A law renown as ass, At times is laughing......Read the rest...

...This is a serious question, I don't want to cause a stink, but how can you really tell when you're out of invisible ink? Scientists ask great questions. They don't do it for a lark. We know a......Read the rest...

... One thing I've learned here on the Soup The moods of the site ebb and flow Depending on so many unknown factors It can be fast and it can be slow Response to our poems surely won't ......Read the rest...

...Someone’s dreams and hopes set afloat, sail across the poetry soup, someone else’s tears, loss and heartache, has just made me weep in my room. I pen a song and sing it loud, laugh with a lime......Read the rest...

...Mountainous - there's a joke in there somewhere Funny how I just appeared one day Or at least that's how it feels I've observed others rise and fall Whilst I stay put There's more to me, weight,......Read the rest...

... What's needed to write good poetry A vivid imagination and flair General knowledge and a good vocabulary Much love and you're almost there A sense of humour is also important Each ......Read the rest...

...ODE TO ELEPHANT Elephant Elephant enveloping essence of Earth ! I hear an elevated trumpet far in elixired fair forests my ears etheric ornaments in your elopin......Read the rest...

... Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity In case you haven't heard Explains the reason why silly puns Cause groans, they're so absurd Didn't create these silly things Well not all of 'em at......Read the rest...

... My heart is shaped like a love heart With different compartments inside The largest compartment being LOVE Centre stage and always my guide KINDNESS is another compartment For of acts of kin......Read the rest...

...I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn'......Read the rest...

...Everybody makes boobies, Put our big feet in it, Just some clumsy footwork And we find ourselves in a pit. Everybody makes boobies, Everybody makes mistakes, When shooting our life’s film, T......Read the rest...

...ODD SOCKS EVERYWHERE! I wake up in the morning, And I don't know what to do, I can only find odd socks, This morning I have an interview! There's some with characters, But I can only find one......Read the rest...

...He thinks post nor prior, poor man’s married, He looks but sees no more, poor man’s married. Late from office and empty-handed still, Now catches up with chore, poor man’s married. Get up whe......Read the rest...