Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

My strung-out limbs grow like plants Head in the clouds, toes with the ants Branches sprout, leaves strewn about, Now I’m walkin’ ‘round with an utter lack of pants My eyes swirl like big lollipops Cogs and wheels,...Read the rest...

Cool walks nowhere it shouldn’t be, Movement to there, and back over, where else, Cool does not need to take the bull by the horns, Cool convinces the massive beast the best direction. Cool gives without measure, strength...Read the rest...

The peasants english Classy ya classless dougy Border leaks appetitè¹ ___________ NOTES: 1. French so it may be misspelled or improper emphasis (see symbol: " è "). They're known periodically to trash their language so . . . better...Read the rest...

If you've been keeping up, Those who've read me will see I've been writing 'bout animals Alphabetically. They've all behaved well, Made their entrance on cue, 'til at last I arrived at the dread letter "U". Letter "U" proved a challenge I...Read the rest...

Heavens make dew Poor folks make do Scooby’s name is -doo Winnie's is Poo ...Read the rest...

Written: May 13, 2024 For: Palindrome Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor: Joseph May ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At noon,...Read the rest...

For those who read right to left ‘tennis’ backward is ‘sinnet’ ‘Cos that’s the way we play the game we...Read the rest...

There’s a question women have been asking for who knows how long: If a man’s alone and says something in the forest, Is he still wrong?...Read the rest...

During yoga lessons, learnt the 'Surya Namaskara' pose 'Surya' as in Sun and 'Namaskara' as in salutation So I just said hello to the sun? But the sun did not say anything back! Well that's rude Someone tell him that...Read the rest...

David Pasternak: For scoring goals, he really has a knack. With him, I only have one beef: He scored the goal that sank my Maple Leafs!!!...Read the rest...

There was a young woman named ANNA who spoke to her sister named HANNAH. ANNA said “You’re a good MUM, and maybe I’m just a NUN, but SIS, I’m no second banana!” Then ANNA asked what is a ROTATOR? Does it...Read the rest...

The woman next door yells Help me! She swears like a sailor Is she insane or that's her game ? She’s a bloody wailer Inside my room,”pipe down” I yell In hall I say, “quiet” In her room,...Read the rest...

I was lying in bed, unable to sleep, Thinking of troubles I'd seen in life, so deep. If I could give counsel to the younger Dave, From so many disasters, him I could still save. Somewhere, in bed, many...Read the rest...

At noon, I heard what sounded like a pop It continued all eve, and wouldn't stop Now, it sounds like a peep Aha! More like a beep I am not a kook! In my eye there's a drop. Mom...Read the rest...

I know a hag who begs for loot She’s wheelchair bound like me Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot. I say stop, am I rude? The staff tell her to stop this crap One dude in a...Read the rest...