Dodgy Poems - Poems about Dodgy

... "Cocoon" They say... a New World traces over the old, leaving the unaware, erased, far behind the old unaware, left far behind, crawls the walls in its web of ......Read the rest...

... When you were born The king boys were in the hospital trying to sell dodgy perfumes All three of them Some bastard up in the hills had a torch on the whole night St Ables accident and em......Read the rest...

...It's one in the morning And I can't get to sleep So I've tried various things Like counting some sheep, But they just won't stay still They keep 'milling around Backwards and forwards All ov......Read the rest...

...Reindeer at Christmas will often eat carrots Though Santa once had one who liked to eat parrots But parrots at Christmas can be hard to find He wasn’t too fussy so he didn’t mind He never complai......Read the rest...

... Written: November 10, 2023, For Edward Ibeh Contest __________________________________________ As if to atone, I gaze into the obscurity of my soul. When I glance bac......Read the rest...

...Someone said that you're either a man or a woman, well now, maybe Rishi was right, say it if you can; you may not choose although perhaps it's coming, how many more will be playing football we're ......Read the rest...

...As he looks at all the stuff that‘s stored inside his head he marvels at how randomly it’s all been packed away “Gently, gently, be careful where you tread” he reminds himself to move about with ......Read the rest...

...Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside And then Rum saw a windo......Read the rest...

...I walked alone by moonlight as I lived in fear of the sun, Blinded and burnt once too often by her false promises. Left thinking everyone only ever saw her loving warmth, While I sat silently cryi......Read the rest...

...Those Tommies send their planes in large amounts They drop their bombs but all they do is bounce Like rubber balls their bouncy bombs all missed Those British pilots must be really… ......Read the rest...

...In the town of Milton Creek the sun was starting to rise And Jenna was planning for Ranger David a lovely surprise Unbeknown to him preparations were now well underway To hold a party in his h......Read the rest...

...It’s the Great British Bake Off And I’ve got to week six But I think it’s all over since They’ve dissed my bread mix. They said it was rubbish When I baked my plum duff And Mary said my cake ......Read the rest...

...The tattooed drunk With the expensive shoes, And a desperate look Of having nothing to lose, Barracked me at the microphone. I was so glad he was on his own. A single drunk is easy to quell ......Read the rest...

...A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS! There's a sweet woman I know as Jan, a valued member of the soup clan. Her limericks are the best, Poop humor above the rest! Her long absence has......Read the rest...

...Merlin cast a special spell and made a telephone The speaker was quite dodgy and he had a little moan But still he made one more for making phone calls from his wagon Then conjured up another one ......Read the rest...