Ape Poems - Poems about Ape

...A is an ape who wishes he were a man - why? B is a butterfly who dreamed he was a man - why not? C is the cat who wants to sit in my chair, when he knows I want to sit there. D is the dignified du......Read the rest...

...Written: May 09, 2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A diaphanous shroud on my cranium. It's worn down to the cram It's a reprieve from my madness. & now I clench my ......Read the rest...

...A scientist said to his mate “We came from the line of primate!” Said one of the men, While waving his pen, “Refer to yourself, not us, mate.” An ape heard the scientist say That men share th......Read the rest...

...As ravens, Pharisees were filled with destructive pleasures. Termites of Puritanism had been eating up their minds? They thought they had fallen from heaven as truth possessors. Each of their ape-......Read the rest...

...If lesser chimps bow, trail alpha male’s tail, If a filly fawns on a horny stag, Show her willing hind to dominant male, If paupers please a podgy moneybag, Man, an attired ape, bows to brawn......Read the rest...

...I was in Eden, when the stars saw and moulded man I beheld the achievement of my toils and plan I surveyed the ape body beneath my tail of green I contemplated the workings of my servants I b......Read the rest...

...Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win... for the trumpeting don spells loss for democracy after inauguration day witnesses his swearing-in nepotism will run rampant lawlessness the name of......Read the rest...

...Wheels unstoppable Enabled inspiration Determined The gentlemen called “WHEELCHAIR LOUIE” He lifts heavy weight to keep in shape, and not look like an ape Wheelchair Louie is into Wheelchair Bod......Read the rest...

...To represent the naked ape - One black, one white and one red grape Peel away the skin they’re in And you won’t know which wore which skin......Read the rest...

...The shrewdness of apes delights me so I barely know where to turn, when to go. They are more fun than a drift of hogs. Who smell to high heaven, worse than dead frogs. There is a school of fish......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...Who claims an IQ doctorial? Melania’s spouse who's scansorial This second act ape Will all of us rape As the new D.T.—Dick Tatorial......Read the rest...

...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......Read the rest...

... The in-sense of dying night falls in the early morning burn. The mating song of the beast calls in the darkness, hyenas mimicking loved one, per eac......Read the rest...

...We have a reason to sing We are doing our thing Turkey dash Oven free We are traveling carefree How noble and superior We don’t have inferior Turkey’s everywhere asked Greyhound to help them e......Read the rest...