Red Hot Loving

I saw her first in the pub A creature so divine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said “good day luv,” and I was blushing She looked at me like I was a bug Just waiting for the crushing But then she spied What was in my hand A whole roll of fifties Suddenly her smile did expand Took my hand said, “come with me,” To her place we'll be going Walked in the door My passion was rapidly growing Holy hells bells, once we got in The clothes off me she was tearing Finally my luck had changed At one hot body I was staring Her fingers she snapped, “money thanks” Handed it over quick, I’ll be admitting Didn’t care, just wanted her Today some lovin' I'll be getting So into bed, man she's hot Oh man now I'm drooling Huge breasts with puffy nipples I’m ready for some serious fooling My hand slid down To silky soft thighs And found the unexpected My objective I had to revise I'm out of bed And dressed so quick Running out at full speed The chick had a dick And what made it worse She had one bigger than I did