Hitting Balls With Sticks - Golf

I like to write a verse or two, I do it all the time Oftentimes it’s limericks, and sometimes perfect rhyme But this is not my hobby, it’s just something that I do I have a hobby and I write, but can’t combine the two Hitting balls with sticks is what I do to get my fix I aim the balls at grassy holes to give me further kicks Hitting balls with sticks is what I do with Uncle Rolf I call it hitting balls with sticks… cos nothing rhymes with golf. Okay, all you clever clogs, I guess I must concede That Rudolf is another choice, on this we are agreed So, come that jolly time of year when holly decks the halls Uncle Rolf can hold my sticks… while Rudolph holds my balls