Finding Fun On A Budget Part 3 - The Great Beef Jerky Ride

Not an amusement park in sight So, we headed to the mountains No bumper cars, roller coasters, Spinning cups, or dancing fountains We diligently searched For something to stimulate our hype At last we spotted a Near perpendicular metal irrigation pipe Without a pod, a seat, or even some grease The tube had way too much drag A quick search of our backpacks Revealed an empty beef jerky bag I volunteered to go first and Attempt our unusual ride The others cheered and stepped back To get a better look at our very long slide I scrambled on the drain, carefully sat down … And shot off like a bullet It hurt so bad when I landed For a year, I could barely even sit on a toilet