Baseless incriminations heaped upon head of missus

Baseless incriminations heaped upon head of missus... courtesy evil ferocious wraithlike grimace Acrimonious scurrilous words flew out the mouth of vicious nasty shortish brute leaving yours truly as a key witness dumbfounded. Outrageous spluttering claims of stolen parcels plus ransacked jewelry totaling to the tune of countless Benjamins (hundred dollar bills) viciously lobbed at dear wife of mine as iterated in a previously written poem. Camera phone thrust forward (analogous to pointing a gun) the miscreant recorded images of stunned spouse, and vehicular license plate, which automobile property of yours truly. Though Will-o'-the-wisp of hashtagged wicked witch (at the most, she stands five feet tall and weighs all of one hundred pounds), nevertheless said sylphlike slender as a reed human specimen exhibited threatening behavior justifiably prompted me to call 911. The police person came and peppered us with questions, though clear cut validity of false claim against the missus could not be substantiated since no surveillance cameras installed. Meanwhile we fear thy harridan neighbor, who possesses sinister motives towards us, and could surreptitiously vandalize our (actually mine) white 2020 Hyundai Elantra. Such brazen impudent verbal brickbats cast a spell of distress and methinks Wiccan sorcery invoked, I now speculate on the verity and strong suspicion utilization of the black arts, and would not be surprised if unnamed fellow tenant exudes diabolical capability to inflict harm or misfortune. The webbed wide world houses inexplicable supernatural phenomena perhaps linkedin to invocations loosed from the lips of a livid virago possibly disguised as The Venerable Bede incarnate or some vestal virgin. I count my blessings to be in the good graces (at least thus far) of heretofore unnamed attractive, yet malevolently unhinged menacing mad as a hatter misfit, (nothing but skin and bones) whose predilection towards poisonous pronounced declarations belies her aesthetically pleasing person. If ever opportunity arises why she wolf exhibits demoniacal huntress role evoking guise machination, where pent up fury poised to strike against my significant other, I will bravely ask about baseless flagrant kindled violation jeopardizing ordinarily peaceful easy feeling toward lovely lady I married.