Restaurant Poems - Poems about Restaurant

...Special Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where the FBI installed wires on my pregnant body my husband was scared to death after C......Read the rest...

...Run to the box office and pick up the musical score, run to the box office the patrons are flooding the floors; you need more chairs to fill the open space, you need extra security guards at the door......Read the rest...

... Kapow! Here’s mud in your face! Poetasting rhymes, rhythms and nuclear waste. Playing in mud pits, kitchens and certainly laced Everyting that’s made . . . in this mysterious place. Prob......Read the rest...

...I'm not a traditional poet As you may think Wole Soyinka Who writes in form and pattern I'm only a man of romantics Who love to paint words and polish lines Until it becomes flower verse The......Read the rest...

...The couple wanted to eat at an exclusive restaurant. Wife said, “Let’s act like we are haughty and stuck up.” Husband was all in; so they ate with pinkie fingers up. They were ultra-rude to the wa......Read the rest...

...My plate is always piled yet my fork has nothing on it, beamed up by sensory overload onto a different culinary planet. Please don’t think me rude for leaving most of each meal, it’s simply an ......Read the rest...

...Check your attitude at the door the greeter said. What kind of greeter is that? A negative greeter with a bad attitude if you ask me I decided not to go inside that restaurant If I want to hear s......Read the rest...

...A man reads this and a thought runs Through his mischievous mind at once: I’ll have shirt and shoes on, But no pants, them to con…. He sure was served— with court summons! Police gave a gown t......Read the rest...

...Best taco pie I ever tasted looks like actual pie It was made by a master chef named Mr. Why. He perfected his craft in Ohio, a town called Sly. Don’t ask him for the recipe though, said his broth......Read the rest...

...Come join us tonight people where the bright lights illumine. Be sure to pick up a free multi-colored balloomin While I showcase my special double self-lobotomy Performed by just me in my new la......Read the rest...

...The green leafed tree in the harbor. There the freights are advanced. Sailors with quality tools, while diners feast and play chess. The edge Of the merchants dine hall has a Blindspot where tu......Read the rest...

...I prefer my soup hot and fresh. But sometimes I like to change it up With something cold, like Gazpacho. It's still best fresh but still good when cured. But when it spoils, it's just nasty and d......Read the rest...

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...Turn up the radio and ... It's the same ol' situation, The same songs, same band That raised my generation That was then, this is now Nothing's changed but my age, And four numbers, somehow......Read the rest...

... Permit me now this slight confession… for years about sushi I’ve had the wrong impression. I thought all sushi was spicy…I’ve thought this since I was young… and I have an aversion to any food......Read the rest...