let's be haughty and stuck up

The couple wanted to eat at an exclusive restaurant. Wife said, “Let’s act like we are haughty and stuck up.” Husband was all in; so they ate with pinkie fingers up. They were ultra-rude to the waiter; noses in the air. They sent their food back twice; a chef came out. He ordered them to leave; the entire place clapped. Even the PTA president and her husband. There would be HE double toothpicks to pay later.