A Real Technology Expert

I am not technically challenged I am merely being tested Well, that’s my story anyway There are those who would beg to differ So let them Who cares? I may not know all there is to know About computers About streaming About smart phones Who says they’re so smart? They don’t impress me much I once threatened To throw mine in the river For being so stupid Damn Android More like hemorrhoid If you ask me Meaning pain in the you know what Give me back my Princess model Preferably in pink or turquoise And with a rotary dial I bet I can get one on Amazon