Wit Poems - Poems about Wit

...Poem written for "Poetry Soup Contest," Benjamin Bartley, sponsor 5/31/2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Would like to come face to face with Gordon Ramsey. Being on hi......Read the rest...

...In the depths of my soul, a spark is lit A flame that flickers with every word I read The letters dance, a waltz of wit and charm A symphony that echoes, a love that disarms The rhythm of langu......Read the rest...

... My doctor is a man of charm and wit. Smiling, he told me I was dying and just to prove he wasn’t lying cancelled my next day’s visit.......Read the rest...

...Got stuck in a celestial trap, Found myself nowhere within the gap. Fell only for the crap, Driving me insane with this verbose map! Poke my nose, pinch my ear, Don't want to reach near those ......Read the rest...

...I've always lived in Southern California. I've never heard of summer rain. This notion, I have to say, quite honestly, Strikes me as insane.    I might as well speak of fluffy penguins Who liv......Read the rest...

...#moon in Scorpio... As a result, poesie naturally gravitated toward intimate situations that allowed her free reign to openly express herself. After I gave her psychoanalysis I found her ......Read the rest...

.... whoa wit that wind spring whilst the flower front mine blooms shrink not the puff's rose......Read the rest...

...THE WORD vs THE WORLD Wise words wield weapons versus woeful worldly woes. Wondrous words wage war against woeful worlds Wielding wisdom, wit, and worthy worth. Words weave witty wisdom, wardin......Read the rest...

.... ‘Tiz them t!ts them thar tingly thingiez thrash'n through this troubadour'z titillating think trigger’n ......Read the rest...

...In Him, In Elohim ALL creator makes us for His Glory, we're part of His Glory He's the wit, the ink, the page HIS words write mine story--- "CREATOR IN ME I'M IN HIM- E......Read the rest...

.... lady that thar grin smirk quirky smile wit yer chip tooth arrrr up ......Read the rest...

.... noth'n sounds more sweeter than the jamaican windz help'n the salty wet slap 'gainst mine cabin's porthole her'z arrrr ......Read the rest...

.... Yarrrrr 'course I know'd my purty wanted tuh sail wit her corsair she be no landlubber ......Read the rest...

...CLOSET DRAMA Setting: Two friends working out how to create a beautiful garment from the curtains. And planning an escape. Characters: Giselle (G) An innocent young wo......Read the rest...

...Neither irony nor rhyme were ever a crime, But wit, if a fit, can be, I submit (sometime). Which weapons (or tools) employed by wise men (or fools) Are OK to use? Don’t ask me - I don’t make t......Read the rest...