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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A LESSON REMEMBERED
It’s a lesson I learned in grade school that still echoes in my mind…
A lesson on the sadness and cruelty of prejudice…
and the joys of...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: friendship,



Premium Member He Has Only Just Begun
It started thousands of ages ago,
when He had only just begun.
His creativetly was beyond all thought,
it was just divine.
If one looks over the many years,
we...

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Categories: rhyme, earth, people, time, world,

Premium Member Raining in Summer
Spring is on it's way out,
with warmer days on the horizon.
Summer is a great time of the year,
sleeping in from school ~ hooray.
Splashing fun time...

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Categories: rhyme, beach, food, fun, garden,

An Utter Lack of Pants
My strung-out limbs grow like plants
Head in the clouds, toes with the ants 
Branches sprout, leaves strewn about,
Now I’m walkin’ ‘round with an utter lack...

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© Alex Coop  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, growing up, humor,

Premium Member If Only You Knew
If only you knew the struggles I have had,
many were very sad.
My kind and loving dad,
knew I was never bad.
I should have kept a notepad,
about...

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Categories: dad, daughter, love, people,



Premium Member God Sends Pets Without Wings
"God sends pets without wings so no one will suspect they are angels ..."  Unkown

Angels come in all sizes
Never knowing when they will appear
Great fur coats to...

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Categories: rhyme, day, friend, fun, love,

Premium Member Admire A Summer Flower - Sunflower
Sunny and bright are your colors
Using your pretty face to wear
Never a frown always a smile on your
Face of pedals showing
Love for us to enjoy
On...

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Categories: rhyme, beauty, drink, love, smile,

Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part I
It’s funny to look at creatives,
painters, writers, musicians and such,
look back across their bodies of work,
and laugh at how much of it is luck,
that things...

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Categories: art, how i feel,

Premium Member A Distant Goodbye
Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care

Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, change, family,

Premium Member The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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Categories: rhyme, drink, food, friend, giggle,

Premium Member CAPTAIN FEARLESS
A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...

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Categories: change, character, feelings, funny,

Premium Member HAPPY WITH THE THINGS I DO NOT KNOW
It’s funny as a child there there were so many things I knew nothing about
and it filled my little heart with woe…
because of all the...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: happiness,

Premium Member hillbillies dairy cow
Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie...

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Categories: animal,

Premium Member Laughter In The Air
Laughter is a secret to a long and happy life 
Try to laughing at yourself is my best advice
Watch a funny movie and watch the...

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Categories: family, happiness,

Premium Member Respect For The Shoe
The things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I...

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Categories: appreciation, fantasy, funny,


Book: Shattered Sighs