Funny Marriage Poems
These Funny Marriage poems are examples of Marriage poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Marriage Funny poems written by international poets.
You hate marriageYou never had a good childhood
Your grandma always wanted to kill you
You had a soft spot for your mother
Now it's breaking too
You became a big...
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marriage, anxiety,
You can't divorce a good jokeBluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...
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emotions, funny, humor, marriage,
The Snowman Takes A Wife
The snowman
fun and cold
watching kids.
Covered in snow
white head to toe
sun stay away
please no melting.
Frosty is my name
A...
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celebration, fun, love, marriage,
Wife PreciousThis is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...
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marriage, character, happiness, husband, meaningful,
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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marriage, absence, beauty, funny, hair,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...
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funny, marriage, relationship, strength,
Angelic"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet
I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...
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marriage, angel, beauty, life, love,
Sloth Like In My Entishness TodayI’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...
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marriage, care, for her, funny
Cougar"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...
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marriage, appreciation, beautiful, betrayal, funny,
Here We AreRomance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...
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marriage, beautiful, cry, endurance, i
The Sacred Meow Society PoetryA private club was run by old Tom the cat, ...
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books, humor, marriage, old,
Snog FrogTo snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....
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marriage, animal, funny love, love,
Your Heart I Want It Back, By Davieo, David RothchildYour Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...
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marriage, care, funny love, i
ShakespeareAs a mere child of eighteen years, ...
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love, marriage, poems, poets,
Christmas, We Weddays slowly dance into chill perfection
gift to my husband and i affection
as trees of winter leaves shed
on Christmas day we first wed
to love and trace...
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marriage,