Local Poems - Poems about Local

...Poem written for "Poetry Soup Contest," Benjamin Bartley, sponsor 5/31/2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Would like to come face to face with Gordon Ramsey. Being on hi......Read the rest...

...He knew all there was to know About the frying game Haddock, cod, skate and ling All treated just the same. A deft flick of the wrist to draw Each piece through the batter Then the basket low......Read the rest...

...True beauty inspire Indians, Russians or local Any race despite.......Read the rest...

... I’ve seen fewer rats in my alley this year quickly credited it to climate change But when I explained myself on local TV the reporter found me quite strange ......Read the rest...

...This just in from our local news team: A nun was detained by two students after class and forced to drink a dry martini. The students, John Peterson and Shirley Kemper (who wish to......Read the rest...

...Entertainment by people who make an audience laugh -i enjoy meeting new comedians at our local coffee shop......Read the rest...

...It's seven weeks now into my recovery, too much couch time and lots of tv.. I stopped my subscription to CNN, no longer in need of a biased news trend.. My local news channels have kept me in tou......Read the rest...

...Soul of skeptic writhes with agonizing torture (like a burning man) in Dante's Inferno Self immolation as sacrificial bleating lamb promises eternal martyrdom awaiting voluntary die hard protest......Read the rest...

...Think something global Waste is something human Buy something local.......Read the rest...

... There’s something to be said for the local practitioner Whose phone is not answered by an East Asian call center It’s nice knowing what you hear is what you get U......Read the rest...

...Read Ted Kooser. Save your egg cartons until you have a fitted stack tall enough to be mistaken for an art project. Melt them down in a bucket of water. See how the float at first, then slowly succum......Read the rest...

...I like my vegetable women raw, raw, raw This was sung by the local lah-dee-dah He is a jokester from upstate near McCaw We did not know if he meant “rah rah rah” Or did he mean rather “raw raw ra......Read the rest...

... There is a loo in south Baku Where local dogs wait in a queue They all go Dutch Yet drink too much They can’t resist a homemade brew. ---------------------------------------- ......Read the rest...

...April 5—Get a sport into a poem! Make Baseball Great Again! It is time to make American baseball Great again starting with creating a worldwide baseball competition with each season ......Read the rest...

... So far, we have come since our birth. So much favor and many blessings were tendered. So many prayers of gratitude are yet to be rendered. So many battles were lost and fortunately, some wars ......Read the rest...