Life Limerick Poems

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Humanity Obscura

Masks preserve anonymity,
words reveal some humanity.
We study to lie,
to the ear and the eye,
to shade our own grim inanity.

We will to...

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Win Some, Lose Some
By: Miracle Man
6/5/2024

In life will come days, both good and bad,
likewise will be some labeled happy or sad.
Take each in stride,
and therein...

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I am the new robot,
do you want to guess what.
I will change your life,
better take it in strife.
Now I can't be caught....

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Honesty void of a duplex gives rash,
Meekness without a Limo makes men harsh,
life should be less hard
love with credit card
My man should be god-fearing but...

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A few things laws may him deprive,
Trump still to White House may arrive.
And if serves felony,
May collect a bounty
Of horse and gun and Dollars five.
A...

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There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
...

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As a prank he dressed up in drag
But his cover soon hit a snag
With size seventeen shoes
His tongue loosened with booze
The cat was soon out...

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I decided to work smarter
Instead of just working harder
This may seem a bit trite
No need to get uptight
This poem is just my restarter
...

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Mosquitos complain to God 'bout the wind
They can't stable when the wind comes unkind
On the judgment day
God calls all to stay
Both can't attend at once...

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 “So long as you have food in your mouth,
  you have solved all the questions for the time being.”
    ...

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A job defines bits of our life
Though it often causes us strife
We’ll find a new fit
If we choose to quit
And not slit our wrists with...

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Who can say when the last bell will chime
Only he knows when the end of time
Most the message won't heed
Some will gather what they need
While...

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Unwanted
Written by Miracle Man
4/17/2024

By phone, or email I will block each pest,
Once this is accomplished I answer the rest.
An unsolicited ad,
makes me feel bad.
Door knocking...

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     Not every river is january
     not every carnival February
  ...

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Lucy's running nerves made her stew 
Race time, her legs stuck like thick glue 
When would be her time
Now a hard stool crime
Why did she...

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