Food Limerick Poems

It’s Donut Day in the USA
Forget the dieting for today
Sugary and sweet
And rough on one’s teeth
For just one day don’t fret o’er decay....

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I am the new robot,
do you want to guess what.
I will change your life,
better take it in strife.
Now I can't be caught....

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Do you know Wynken Blynken and Nod?

Claimed they had reservations with God

When we asked them for proof

They all went through the roof

Don't you think that...

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 “So long as you have food in your mouth,
  you have solved all the questions for the time being.”
    ...

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   Archie did cartwheels for Veronica
   Jughead even played his harmonica ~
     But Veronica’s Jewish
  ...

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How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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HANNAH

A palindromatic young "Hannah"
Bought a curry for just one "anna".
She consumed it at "noon"
And turned "redder" quite soon
So her "mom" and "dad" had to fan...

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He would eat puddings and pies galore

And kept swelling and swelling some more 

So when his stitches popped

That's when his britches dropped 

Rumpled and crumpled...

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Wife was feeling neglected and bored.
Hubby hugged her. Her low spirits soared.  
     She cooed, “Let’s go to bed.”
 ...

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They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!

"We're being...

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His appetite was like none before

He would eat till he could eat no more

So he just got fatter

But what does it matter

If he can never...

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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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They swore their burgers were certified

Their sides were vitamin fortified

We weren't very concerned

Until the day we learned

Their true contents left us terrified 

...

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Two giraffes went out walking side by side
Spied a dina with windows open wide
There was food on the table 
With long necks they were able
To...

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Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish  
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...

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