Rhyme Humorous Poems

“birds care not for whom they sing” - Silent One

Many writes come and go,
could there be One you know?
There are writers that write words, 
there is...

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Choosing a genuine leader
Is a dauntingly difficult task
To constitutionally ask
Uninformed voters
To vote their conscience.
Such a practice defies science
And natural common sense.
That too many followers lack
And...

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Words mean what to you?
Did you know,
words have feelings like people?
Poetry is written with,
heart from my meaningful words.
Some poems ooze happiness,
others can be very sad.
Did...

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We all know at least one from down by the bay
A downer-frowner who likes to pout all day
We call ours Eeyore, after the depressed donkey
Winnie...

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Rubberneckin’ Double D’s
         Some men seem to live for these
Pack a rack and watch the eyes
 ...

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Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. Rachel Carson

Earth shows off it's...

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I am the new robot,
do you want to guess what.
I will change your life,
better take it in strife.
Now I can't be caught....

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Bessie had many children
Twelve to be exact
All grown up and gone now
Leaving only Bessie, husband Bert and Bella the cat

With childbirth and ageing
Bessie’s breasticles had...

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The thick numerous shoots of grass have come out,
no more snow shovels til late autumn comes about.
I hear the robins chirp as they tend their...

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From the time that he’s awake,
his little fingers start to quake.
Posting lies to suit his needs,
planning out his dirty deeds.

Finally, charged for his crimes,
as former...

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Poetry Soup is fun to make,
just follow this easy recipe.
First take a huge pot,
the internet.
Next add a cup of creativity,
with a cup of imagination.
Add four...

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     Happy Birthday to me
       Say bye to seventy-three

     I’m seventy-four...

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A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE 
                 ...

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"over the waters blue the night winds sigh, the breakers roar" ... Samual Taylor Coleridge

Over the waters blue I love to sail,
many times I get...

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Growing up,
I was the runt of the litter.
My siblings called me Cute,
because I was the youngest one.
It was very hard growing up as a little...

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