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Gag Poems - Examples of all types of poems about gag to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Rue Saint-Honore
...It's the weekend (Friday night). Lisa and I are hangin’, music’s playing, and we’re rummaging through my suitcase, for an outfit option, for me, tonight. Call it cliché, but we like going out - and g......
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Anais Vionet
Categories:
gag,
fashion, friendship, fun, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Mamma Mia
...The Abba clones were about to perform Suddenly Bob felt his feet wet and warm Anna screamed "diarrhea!" Mum yelled "mamma mia" While their pug pup hid inside it......
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Emilia James
Categories:
gag,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Dirty Deed of a Scallywag
...At noon, I heard what sounded like a pop It continued all eve, and wouldn't stop Now, it sounds like a peep Aha! More like a beep I am not a kook! In my......
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Mark Koplin
Categories:
gag,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Where Ah Whoo
... By Letra Compas and Armonia Escala It sequence lacked luster she found it more interesting to exaggerate the middle to make a more engaging plot to detail the characters intent making ant......
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Allan Terry
Categories:
gag,
adventure, celebrity, creation, film,
Form:
Ballade
Craving otherworldly Respite
...Crystal eyes gleam at the prospect of scintillating sapphire blush gliding films of wonder dilate bliss driven lilac haze spasmodic orbital earth spinning obtuse lumen tangents of night mist ......
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Howard Kerr
Categories:
gag,
appreciation, beauty, birth, deep,
Form:
Free verse
Morning Toad
... In a leaf-strewn garden bed, a toad reared up its head, then jumped into my sight, giving my face an awful fright my heart almost giving out – as I buckled to my knees just about! His......
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Maurice Rigoler
Categories:
gag,
horror,
Form:
Couplet
Prologue The Mall continued
... Besides noticing a few people who quickly turned away into the stores, (like a cockroach when the light switch is activated.) Penney also noticed that she had forgotten her bra. Well, she did......
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Jude Herrick
Categories:
gag,
art,
Form:
I do not know?
Its Useless To Be Mean
...Please quit being such a witch Take your attitude and ditch It away from your meanness streak Or it's looking very bleak For you to have any friends This kind of attitude just sends A picture o......
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Robin Davis
Categories:
gag,
anger, anti bullying, change,
Form:
Rhyme
Grody to the Max
... Oh, how I dread the horrid sight of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight. Its stench invades my twitching nose I turn away, but my nausea grows. Forced to face it on my plate ......
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Courtney Hubbert
Categories:
gag,
feelings, food, how i
Form:
Rhyme
Poetic Podcast Episode 19 Bop
...Always say what you mean to say exactly how you mean to say it; That’s tattooed so deep in my DNA, I promise I’ll never get it covered up; When did sucker become popular? The game will not cha......
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Melani Udaeta
Categories:
gag,
emotions, feelings, humanity, introspection,
Form:
Other
Over Time
...Understandably, we were worn out with love, romantic movies gave you hives, love poetry often made me gag. We had this thing going on, love and hate had mingled, ennui and elan had given bi......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
gag,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
PROJECT MANAGER - INTERVIEW
...Do you think Pharts are Phunny Do you shake hands, hug or play bongos If a fellow employee pukes in their cubicle Do you…puke also …run away …gag until useless …get a waste basket in cas......
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John Lawless
Categories:
gag,
fun, humor, satire,
Form:
List
are you afraid of dogs
... Big Blue, my Alaskan Malamute greeted my friend with a wide tail wag. He ran back to the car, rolled down the window and yelled “Is this a gag?” Are you afraid of dogs? I asked. I did not know ......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
gag,
dog,
Form:
Rhyme
The Live-in -- Part 1 of 3
...Six months gone now since that dark night, I was kitchen-bound for a bite Hoping I in icebox there a slice of pumpkin pie could score – While I searched, I heard a ringing, an insistent ding-a-ling......
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Daniel Beus
Categories:
gag,
fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Silence Is Golden
...A lady who lived in Korea Had terrible verbal diarrhea Her hubby called Bill Said, “Keep your tongue still, Quit carping and bending my ear” Bill’s desperate for a lil’ peace But......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
gag,
humorous, peace,
Form:
Limerick
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