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Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day. 
Premium Member Rascally Romance
Rendering rainbows over candy kisses Above the marvels of a mindless moon Meandering with fairies and flower wishes Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune Nimble poets prance scribing wistful words Courting playful paramours to canoodle and swoon Entranced in witless...Read the rest...
Categories: cute love, feelings, funny
Form: Alliteration

Premium Member His
Floccinaucinihilipilification of me Hurts to the core About my poetry He doesn't adore Interesting lines, humor Seems to abhor I hear rumor See if agree Stinker or perfumer floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion [?fläkse?näse?nih?le?pil?f?'kaSH?n] noun rare the action or habit of estimating something as worthless. (The word is used chiefly as a...Read the rest...
Categories: funny,
Form: Other
Premium Member Spoiled Milk
Funny/Bawdy Limerick Spoiled Milk The milk man and Sue like to shag. "The milkman sure digs me," she'd brag. Well the milk man delivered! And Sue sure got the shivers! But the milk on the porch went bad. So, that night, when...Read the rest...
Categories: fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I Can Lie Too
You're so incredible, the most amazing man I'm taken to the heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand There will never be another man who compares Your eyes, your smile... no one as perfect anywhere I will...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, black love, break up,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you. Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you. Then whencesoever I have wonderfully wackily warmly wooingly won wed you, I’ll be free...Read the rest...
Categories: desire, friendship, funny, lust,
Form: Alliteration

Premium Member WE LL RIDE A HORSE DOWN ROCKY PATH
We’ll Ride a Horse Down Rocky Path We’ll ride a horse down rocky path Fall in love in the aftermath Well do-si-do and do it right Me and honey can dance all night Roll away to a half sashay ‘neath the...Read the rest...
Categories: dance, funny,
Form: Lyric
Coachella DeVil
(To the tune of Cruella De Vil) CoachElla De Vil, CoachElla De vil She's in sparkly hotpants And singing for thrills She's so drunk she won't flinch against the chill CoachElla, CoachElla She's comes alive when she...Read the rest...
Categories: celebrity, culture, funny, girl,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member tale of the trash-licking witch
I once lived with a yapping trash-licker a two faced dead soul and side back kicker she treated me like a tart~ I didn't like her rotting fart makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker.. She’s a...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend, And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice. ‘I can’t forget these dice’ he says to me. ‘I did not know you had a...Read the rest...
Categories: child, funny, humor, mother
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fair and Square Dancing Patter Sayings
Humorous Patter Sayings Bow to your partner now let's begin Lift your skirts and kick his shin Hold it tight and jump and cuss Don't worry you can't offend us Get her back gents, catch her quick Snap her bra...Read the rest...
Categories: dance, funny, humorous,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member CAPTAIN FEARLESS
A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero Is really a zero No courage Unable to protect and defend All pretend Fearless not ready for any challenge No leverage At least that is what I think Captain Fearless afraid of a...Read the rest...
Categories: change, character, feelings, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar- a deed that would make him a star. His friends would say wow- and Mom, praise avow for scoring top level- bizarre! Now flashing on his radar view a race with a Kayak would too- Mam...Read the rest...
Categories: cool, funny, kid, sports,
Form: Limerick
This is also NOT a poem It does involve a sick battle though
Hey all, before I go take my leave I do have something that I would like to share with everyone. I was a part of a really fun hard hitting freestyle battle that people seem to...Read the rest...
Categories: creation, funny, rap,
Form: Free verse
7
7 7 can make many things: When paired with 11, it can give us snacks When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot Paired with just one, and an I, It can get us...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, math,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Respect For The Shoe
The things I have to put up with because of you humans How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I would be fuming Do you think I get a day off...Read the rest...
Categories: appreciation, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Specific Types of Funny Poems

Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics: adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers and more.

Definition | What is Funny in Poetry?


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