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You should never lose weight before your wedding. Put on 10 pounds instead and if you want to lose it after the wedding, fine. Your partner can never tell you that you've let yourself go since the wedding
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My aspirations are like a bird soaring high on the thermals of hope only to be brought down by the falcon of reality.
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Old age is a state of mind. Unfortunately my body disagrees.
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Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
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I may not agree with someone's opinion but I would lay down my life to protect their freedom and right to have it.
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The opposite of love is not hate but is indifference.
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It is only through challenging our beliefs and values that we are able to strengthen them.
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Religion is like Schrodinger's cat. You never really know until you open the box.
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The way to kill a God is to forget about them. Ask the Greeks, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Norse, Mesopotamians, Incas, Aztecs, Germanic Tribes, Mongols, Easter Islanders, Hawaiians, Romans and Wall Street.
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When I became a young man it was time to put away childish things. When I became an old man it was time to get them out again.
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If you build your house on rock you have a firm foundation forever. If you build a house on sand you have a beach house, when can I visit?
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It's ok getting doe eyed about babies and their being our future but don't forget Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler and Robert Mugabe were once babies.
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The younger generation rely on us old fogies for guidance, don't screw it up.
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The light of education is the guiding beacon out of poverty.
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Whenever I am talking about time which has passed I am thinking about the time I have left.
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We don't all have to be Life Coaches. Sometimes to listen and to nod occasionally is enough.
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To all abused women, I love you!! Please leave and start again. I send you strength and the power to throw off the shackles of control. Believe in yourselves and make me proud to be your friend.
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Macho men are good for a laugh but seldom good in a crisis.
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In life there is only love, all the rest is gravy.
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My goodness, said the wise man.
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I never speak in absolutes, I only state the facts: I am flexible in my views and I will not be shifted from that: I always listen and I do not care what people say. I am not pretentious, my tee shirt says C est vrai. Tee hee xxxx
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When the dagger of tragedy pierces your heart the Taxman is not far behind to make sure it goes all the way in.
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Couples should be together, not because of need but because they choose to be. Two equal partners, not Master and Scivvy nor Mistress and Mug, but like the Yin and Yang complimentary.
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Not all men are the same but the ones you fall for are.
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Travel and adventure broaden the mind but staying in the comfort zone only broadens the waistline.
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Protectionism - The inability to compete.
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To blame someone else is the failure to take ownership of the problem and to accept responsibility for the solution.
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International friendship between individuals is the Pathfinder for World Peace.
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If you are ripped off or cheated on you are not stupid, it is a betrayal of your trust by someone without honour.
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If you see the value in things only in terms of money you will always be short changed.
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