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Tweety III
Categories:
bird, cat, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Kitchen Knife HygieneFinally, my blood began to coagulate.
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight;
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's too late;
But I'm still alive, and hope to spare...
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Categories:
food, funny, horror, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Odder on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were gone quick and neatly,
Devoured completely"
Another witness
Says, "'twas one,...
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Categories:
animal, dog, funny, humor,
Form: Senryu
For Heaven SakesIf I get to heaven
will I need a pair of shoes,
a pillow or pajamas
in case I need to snooze.
Do they feed you, I get hungry
perhaps 3 times a day.
How's the weather, are there seasons,
is it...
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Categories:
funny, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Favourite girlIn your world, I just wanna swirl,
Be your favorite girl, precious like a pearl.
In your gaze, find my maze,
Lost in the daze, our love ablaze.
I just wanna be your favorite girl,
In your heart, let love...
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Categories:
funny love, girl,
Form: Free verse
Giving the Kitty Some FoodThis morning tried calling mom to collude
Dad explained awkwardly pet care ensued
Later thought the answer quite abnormal
Having no pets the excuse seemed immoral
Given Dad said was giving the kitty some food
...
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Categories:
cat, funny,
Form: Limerick
LOST HEARING GLASSES
Hubby was pottering in our garden when off the cuff,
He said I’ve looked everywhere but can't find fluff
Our cat and, must plant these pansies,
But I’ve lost my reading glasses,
Where to plant them, for now can’t...
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Categories:
funny,
Form: Limerick
Avian Sorcery
Cunning Sam craved to catch caged canary,
feigned sly not to be overtly scary.
He sneaked with dinner in mind,
caught in cage, Sam starved confined.
The...
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Categories:
funny, magic,
Form: Limerick
Ode to Pot Holes
Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole why so terrible
Our roads are just unbearable
What future for these...
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Categories:
car, corruption, england, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Jail Bird
You spend all the day sneaking about
but you'll pay for the rules that you flout
You can bet your sweet tail,
you are going to jail
and you'll sing like a bird to get out!...
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Categories:
funny, prison,
Form: Limerick
Practical Twins
Categories:
funny,
Form: Senryu
RainWhen will it, stop raining?
Stop the plip and the plop.
When will it, stop raining?
My gardens a bog.
When will it, stop raining?
I’m living in fog.
If it doesn’t, stop raining.
I’m buying a frog!
...
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Categories:
funny, repetition, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Different Worlds CollidingI can imagine
Just sitting, thinking, and wondering
How did this begin
Me, just passing by
You With a wondering eye
Soon we were attracted to something bigger and stronger
This feeling is indescribable
It must...
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Categories:
funny love,
Form: Sonnet
Crafty Maneuver
The house cat unlatched the cage door;
Squeezed in to then find he's done for.
A quick turn-about
Canary flew out!
Cat's stuck, and bird's free to explore!
...
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Categories:
bird, cat, funny,
Form: Limerick
Wounded SighIt's Hell twenty-third century, they con Troll,
got shot in the brain nothing vital,
though my mind's at a loss an absence, helloo,
I am but a guess in my own house,
it sense I do naught exist for...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, humorous, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Specific Types of Funny Poems
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adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers
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