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Rogering Roger

The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.

No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were Norse
(and vikings were known
for getting a bone) -
his resume says, 'Intercourse.'

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2024

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Date: 5/13/2024 2:44:00 PM

I never thought I’d see SMUT as POTD… and I love it. Gave me a laugh this evening, Jack. Congrats on POTD. Terry
Date: 5/13/2024 7:47:00 AM

LOL! Both verses are great! Congrats on POTD!
Date: 5/13/2024 7:13:00 AM

LOL Jack. Incredibly funny and clever. Congratulations on the honor of POTD! :)
Date: 5/11/2024 3:46:00 PM

Hello Jack, what a delightful blend of humor, innuendo, and historical references. The juxtaposition of Roger’s age with his virility adds a layer of irony. It’s as if time itself bows to Roger’s prowess, rendering Viagra obsolete. The nod to Viking heritage underscores the primal nature of desire, transcending generations. Jack, the wit shines through, leaving me chuckling and pondering the timeless dance between passion and mortality. Congrats POTD! - Blessings, Daniel
Date: 5/11/2024 10:04:00 AM

Well written Limerick with plenty of humor, Jack. Congratulations on your POTD! Bill
Date: 5/11/2024 7:26:00 AM

Lol. The Norse diet, as I've heard, is low on cholesterol, high on fish. This is a frolicking, passionate poem of youthfulness, even if it's TMI. Congratulations on being POTD.
Date: 5/11/2024 7:03:00 AM

Jack, hilarious! Congratulations on POTD~ Warren
Date: 5/11/2024 6:57:00 AM

Congratulations on your POTD win. What a creative limerick write. Enjoy your day/enjoy your win.............
Date: 5/11/2024 6:24:00 AM

Many congratulations dear Jack for POTD with this very well written and very funny limerick. Great to see another limerick in the spotlight. Thanks for making us laugh :):)
Date: 5/11/2024 6:02:00 AM

Hahaha so funny! What a hilarious potd! Congratulations!
Date: 5/11/2024 5:44:00 AM

Hilarious! Congrats on your POTD.
Date: 5/11/2024 4:36:00 AM

Lol, Congrats on POTD
Date: 5/11/2024 4:24:00 AM

creative and humorous. Congrats on POTD. Enjoy your weekend!
Date: 5/11/2024 3:32:00 AM

ha ha ha Jack I love it even more with the second verse added lol, Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/11/2024 3:25:00 AM

Jack, hilarious, congratulations on POTD.
Date: 5/11/2024 1:03:00 AM

Hahaha, uniquely crafted! Congratulations on the POTD! Impressive. Have a Great Day. Warm Regards, William
Date: 5/11/2024 12:32:00 AM

Lol, love the humour Jack, congratulations to you on the honour of POTD. Tom
Date: 5/9/2024 3:35:00 AM

I think you've been reading too many of Jan's Limericks, Jack. Ha Ha... just kidding. These are great!
Date: 5/9/2024 2:22:00 AM

ha ha ha Jack this is hilarious and just a touch bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx

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