Funny Verse Poems

I spied a beutiful swan
Graciously tantalizing
A cure to mine senses
Returng to me Lewis
That warming feeling
Of being in love again
Not once do I doubt
That ultimately Swan
You...

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The cursor blinked as I thought about my response
See in my head it made sense
You get none of the chances of being stabbed in the...

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A few branches of flowers seemed less, so I planted a garden
A simple love message wasn't good enough, so l wrote you a whole story
A...

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Can you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea...

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Every once in a while, 
I slow down.
I don't think I even mean to,
but you do something to make me pause.

For a moment,
I tune out...

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My bus finally pulled in late 
you were there as promised 
although I  tried not to notice 
the blonde bimbo adjusting 
her skirt a...

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We spent hours talking 
as I wrote poetry he divinely 
adored everything I wrote 
he adored my grace my 
dance my lovely smile each 
morning...

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I'm right here
But yet you don't see me near
I'm not sure what to do
And it makes me blue
I've tried to work on us so much
And...

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Oh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime

I wonder what is my...

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You never had a good childhood
Your grandma always wanted to kill you
You had a soft spot for your mother
Now it's breaking too

You became a big...

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I said to my sister, who was mad he's ugly.
,,No one is ugly! You can't say that. God created them like that"
,,I know what you...

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Money sadly always plays a role in life.
It leaves scratches around my chest with a knife.
I see you having no more money while we all...

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Special Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where I wore wires pregnant...

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Poetry Soup is fun to make,
just follow this easy recipe.
First take a huge pot,
the internet.
Next add a cup of creativity,
with a cup of imagination.
Add four...

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Some may say grand dragon others grand wizard either or it began in 60s everything was a bit chaotic the death of John f Kennedy...

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