Slapstick Poems - Poems about Slapstick

... ~ To the tune of: 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?' ~ Where have all the comics gone Long time passing Milton Berle and Alan King Long time did their thing......Read the rest...

... Born in London in eighteen eighty nine, a 'rags to riches' story just like mine. His childhood was full of horrid violence. In adulthood he was the king of silence. In silent reels of comedy ......Read the rest...

...Who are the countrified? The too-soon petrified Who wooden gods deified, With them identified; Their ways not modified… I see The Countrified In “Norms can’t be defied!” Who had gin edifie......Read the rest...

...Echo world behind the glass, I make the same faces I did at twelve. The grinning Cheshire Cat with teeth like piano keys, mendacious and coy because viewing my portrait with sobriety forces me......Read the rest...

...Humor, O humor, you bring us delight With your wit and your charm, you shine so bright You can turn a frown into a grin And make us forget the troubles we're in From slapstick to satire, you co......Read the rest...

...It's always bothered me That age 5 My class went to the circus And everyone was laughing At the clowns And I was aware of myself In almost an out of body Experience Not finding them funny ......Read the rest...

...How I love those movies of old Stan & Ollie were slapstick gold Harold the stuntman, extraordinaire Fred & Ginger were dancing on air MGM's lion had a powerful roar Universal Studios had monst......Read the rest...

...I'm such a serious sort Having very serious thoughts The top of my list of things to shun Would be the common or garden pun Slapstick also causes a frown My disbelief unsuspended about the falli......Read the rest...

...It’s amusing, but wolfs sometimes slip, lions never do. Funny moments are often climate controlled. YouTube can show us more about the natural world than any, more serious, nature show. If h......Read the rest...

...Life used to be so glorious for me when no one feared or scorned me. Children flocked to circuses and parties just to see my great performances. This clown’s life rocked! The world has changed,......Read the rest...

...Bouncing from piles of baby powder grains, ballerina feet firm balance establishing Addictive activity pulls challenger audacious Amidst busy Aussie city, solo gull glide coast ......Read the rest...

...It is most important to not hurt a cats soul for it is the perfect balance of nobility and ridiculousness, be gentle with its finer feelings they are more sensitive than yours. Do be not laugh......Read the rest...

...Eccentric kook's reasonable rhyme zigzags Doggone poet laureate wannabe his index finger wags nonverbally naysaying those, who doubt mine posthumous fame and fortune, which snags eternal reno......Read the rest...

...The Tramp Persona Who was this boy, a pauper born? Existing in despair and continual forlorn Scandalized, accused of communist sympathies Encompassing both adulation, and social controvers......Read the rest...

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir Nsync with variations on a theme: of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich (consisting of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing between s......Read the rest...