Skunk Poems - Poems about Skunk

...There's a story, I would like to sing, Listen kids, if you've a moment free, Concerning how I found myself On the white sands of Waikiki. One night, I got so roaring drunk, I stayed drunk for......Read the rest...

...Never forget life will go on through weeds laughter rain in summer look closely but don't get too close to the edge can you see the dandelions cotton trees and occasional skunk don'......Read the rest...

...(To be sung to Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) Pollina DeVil. Pollina DeVil. She ensures that her pollen Makes you feel ill. She wants you to buy Her allergy pills. Pollina. Poll......Read the rest...

...Hideous heathen heretic! Dangerous deadly derelict! Blasphemous bellowing bunk! Scandalous scheming skunk! Rambunctious riotous rascal! Devious as Eddie Haskell! Cancerous countywid......Read the rest...

...pungent skunk like smell my nose feels assaulted eyes quickly water horrible stench makes me wail i quickly see Bambi's friend......Read the rest...

...Loretta Devil Loretta Devil She thinks she's queen of the hill When she's hitting that herb at will The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare All the people beware She's like a star with no......Read the rest...

...Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk. A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk.......Read the rest...

...He began a voyage to a land afar, But on every step in his journey, he shrunk. He wanted to go to a far distant star, But soon diminished to the size of a skunk. He climbed up on a slippery ......Read the rest...

...I was a woke shrink, I sadly write this verse. My patients came in bad shape, ended up worse. Today there was Cohen, who thought he was French. I told him either way, his privilege gave a stench......Read the rest...

...in the manure, grows the flower ever-sweet is the shower of rancid skunk juice that ferments mist the tower a rodents pile dung 4/1/24 Written words by J......Read the rest...

...Our brains, the experts do opine, Have a left side, a right side, and a dividing line – But that daunting corpus callosum I fear to cross it - there to, here from. I started out upon a path O......Read the rest...

...Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night In my ramshackle torn straw old bed The mice are chewing my toes And the bedbugs bite Elephants dancing in my head I think to myself "It's not ......Read the rest...

..."Black and white in want of each other, and not in need, inevitably; of my following sampling's POV," ... by the Poet. Pandas are loners, though my statement is a misconception of the simple fact......Read the rest...

...fuzzy yellow eyed striped skunk rapidly waddling in the woods waiting for a grey owl to get her unaware of my presence I hold still, making no noise respecting her spray power......Read the rest...

... The story of Bambi and his delightful friends Thumper, the rabbit, and Flower, the skunk, his mother and father, The Great Prince of the Forest has been read to kids for years. I......Read the rest...