Funny Rhyme Poems
These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.
If Only You Knew
If only you knew the struggles I have had,
many were very sad.
My kind and loving dad,
knew I was never bad.
I should have kept a notepad,
about...
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Categories:
dad, daughter, love, people,
God Sends Pets Without Wings"God sends pets without wings so no one will suspect they are angels ..." Unkown
Angels come in all sizes
Never knowing when they will appear
Great fur coats to...
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Categories:
rhyme, day, friend, fun, love,
Admire A Summer Flower - Sunflower
Sunny and bright are your colors
Using your pretty face to wear
Never a frown always a smile on your
Face of pedals showing
Love for us to enjoy
On...
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Categories:
rhyme, beauty, drink, love, smile,
Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part IIt’s funny to look at creatives,
painters, writers, musicians and such,
look back across their bodies of work,
and laugh at how much of it is luck,
that things...
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Categories:
art, how i feel,
A Distant Goodbye
Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care
Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, change, family,
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just...
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Categories:
rhyme, drink, food, friend, giggle,
CAPTAIN FEARLESSA man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...
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Categories:
change, character, feelings, funny,
HAPPY WITH THE THINGS I DO NOT KNOW
It’s funny as a child there there were so many things I knew nothing about
and it filled my little heart with woe…
because of all the...
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Categories:
happiness,
hillbillies dairy cowHillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie...
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Categories:
animal,
Laughter In The AirLaughter is a secret to a long and happy life
Try to laughing at yourself is my best advice
Watch a funny movie and watch the...
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Categories:
family, happiness,
Respect For The ShoeThe things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I...
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Categories:
appreciation, fantasy, funny,
When Silence Speaks - POTD
Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay,
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...
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Categories:
bird, day, dream, love,
Disaster
I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...
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Categories:
fun, giggle, mom, son,
My Life As A CarWhy Is it I take you anywhere you want to go , but you refuse to wash me
You leave me out in the cold all...
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Categories:
car, fantasy,
caught myself a spacemanCaught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew...
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade,