Limerick Love Poems

Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...

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Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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In bed, Maya looked at the ceiling,
and asked for a cup of Darjeeling,
then turned to her lover,
under the cover,
and said what a wonderful feeling!
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How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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A FELLOW FROM RYDE

An innocent fellow from Ryde
Had trouble in bed with his bride
For no-one had said
And he hadn’t read
All about the physical side

They purchased...

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The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey



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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Count The Knots
Miracle Man
4/21/2024

I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots...

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Life is not measured by the breaths we take
But by the breathtaking moments that life creates
Those special times
When life is in rhyme
Breathtaking moments that cause...

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Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish  
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Charlie and Marley maculate giraffe
Looking immaculate with a soft laugh
Dinner at Bread and Butter
Had their stomach a flutter
Through the window they ate shocking the staff

4/6/2024...

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Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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 There’s a dove of pure love; could I spot it?
For if love is a bug then I’ve got it
I looked up above
And saw that...

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