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Dumber Poems - Poems about Dumber
Dumber Poems - Examples of all types of poems about dumber to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Stupid Life
...I really live a stupid life With an even dumber wife My car is a ford Mechanic tells me time to pull the cord My credit is practically zero Not even a loan can be my hero All my friends fled to......
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Trash Boat
Categories:
dumber,
addiction, anger, anxiety, break
Form:
Free verse
The False 4th Estate
...“Truth a distraction” the media pouts Constricting those voices trying to shout Dumber than dumb brain dead by degree Digging new graves for the few — still left free (Dreamsleep: April......
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Kurt Philip Behm
Categories:
dumber,
truth,
Form:
Rhyme
The More You Know
...The More You Know The Dumber You Know You Are. -Gray Squirrel 04-16-2024......
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©
Daniel Stein-Freer
Categories:
dumber,
father, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Musing on the Times
...I listen to anger people with signs yelling to be heard all in a line reason has left only hate remains nothing has changed except dumber brains you hate for what and don't even know yo......
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Frederic Parker
Categories:
dumber,
anger, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
S P A C E AND ME
...S P A C E AND ME In the seas of seas swirling in my mind I find myself alone in an ocean of space Nothing but void surrounds me As far as my soul can see Can our life’s breath be the soul ......
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Norberto Franco Cisneros
Categories:
dumber,
light, me, space,
Form:
Free verse
More Idiom Humor
... More Idiom Humor Miracle Man 1/23/2024 Some days I just wake up feeling of low self esteem, I survey the night’s happenings and almost scream. Other days I feel “dumber than a bar......
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Tom Wright
Categories:
dumber,
humor, humorous, love, marriage,
Form:
Couplet
When Papoose Shot Cat
...When Papoose Shot Cat Horn Haiku when problem with papoose from neck have to remove noose had to declare truce when tired while shot temptation off will have fought killing cat had not ......
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James Horn
Categories:
dumber,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
RESOLUTELY RESOLUTE
...As the present year slides slowly into slumber I shall strive, next year, to things somewhat less dumber Than wearing my galoshes in the summer I shall, in fact, walk barefoot on the beach And ......
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John Lawless
Categories:
dumber,
humor, new year,
Form:
Rhyme
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
dumber,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Good Night Monster
...I’m not too smart My brother’s dumber We lie awake We cannot slumber Beneath the sheets We built creatures With multi-colored Monster features They stare at us We dare not touch’em We’ll sc......
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John Lawless
Categories:
dumber,
childhood, mom, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Baseball Haiku By Horn
...Horn Baseball Haiku had a lot of nerve would be with much vive and verve when he threw a curve heard that when at bat player was chubby and fat dumber than doormat player pulled a stunt ......
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James Horn
Categories:
dumber,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Beg To See Leg With Peg
...when we would rehearse shallow we had found our purse things will become worse we could comprehend that rules will have to amend prayers to God send mouth started to sag when he had been k......
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James Horn
Categories:
dumber,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Freedom Should Not Be About Race
...All of us should know by now that there’s one race: The Human Race. Narcissism and nepotism Are destroying the very febrile fibers of our society Greed and narrow-mindedness, at an increasing spac......
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Hebert Logerie
Categories:
dumber,
africa, america, black african
Form:
Rhyme
Texas Idioms
... Texas Idioms Miracle Man 8/9/2023 I once had a friend who saw opportunities dwindling, he was always, “burning his green wood for kindling.” My polite way of saying that he wasted ......
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Tom Wright
Categories:
dumber,
humor, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Ufos
...If you ask our NewsMax, America One fueled, republican congressmen who won the last presidential election - they’ll pretend that they don’t know. But hey, these are the guys, the “honest brokers” w......
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Anais Vionet
Categories:
dumber,
confusion, future, humor, integrity,
Form:
Rhyme
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