Wacky Poems - Poems about Wacky

...I never learned to sail, but here I am Daily buffeted by wind and waves. May never know how I got in this jam. I’ll end, I fear, in a watery grave. Look at me pretend to navigate Though I can’t ......Read the rest...

...All I need is a little weed to get me through my day So, Ill lick some glue on "Big Bamboo" and I'll roll myself a jay I don't need much of nothing and nothing needs much of me As long ......Read the rest...

...I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn'......Read the rest...

...air rockets skyward uppercutting inside plastic neon flesh contorting at inhuman angles what does my body language spell? ankles anchored into the Earth to stay grounded as the wave of time ......Read the rest...

...Underdog and Days of our lives. General Hospital And mama tried. Casper and the Tonight's show. My three sons And Hazel. Hogans Hero's and Mayberry RFD. Gree......Read the rest...

... Really? discarding narrow thought flow crutch we learn directly by soft touch and what we garner we relay to the vast void in childlike play entwined thus with the universe we dance wit......Read the rest...

...One evening, in a sleepy Connecticut town, the locals saw a peculiar sight, a UAP had landed in an empty field, and man, it lit up the night. They were, axiomatically, from a distant galaxy, here......Read the rest...

...CHILDREN AND THE PHONE Children stumbling upon the wonder of a phone, Can turn the mundane into a humor-filled zone. Giggling and squirming, full of curiosity, They stumbled upon a wild world ......Read the rest...

...come follow me to the island called home. Welcome black sinners to the rainbow dome. spider queen feeds on the wacky clowns.......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...I like the way he takes that car and makes it howl with such a yowl. Some guys like to drive from A to B. They keep it simple. Others never notice how many see, gaze at their wheels, their roofs......Read the rest...

... life's rustic roads wind wildly in wacky ways ~ a bumpy ride ......Read the rest...

...There was nothing out there like it When Paul Reuben’s show first aired. To the Pee Wee’s Playhouse family, No one else could be compared. There was Globey (yes, a talking globe) And Chairry (......Read the rest...

...Small stadium built in the late forties, minor-league once, but has been left behind, built with girders and backless, wooden seats, a local relic of an older time. The players look so young, bar......Read the rest...

...A person with soothing expressions, Lives each moment of the sessions. Your heartwarming smile, shines like twilight . Always aspire to make others feel happy, With all your joking and wacky. W......Read the rest...