Silly Poems | Examples of Silly Poetry

Used to be a very strange bed, Put a quarter in and it would vibrate instead. I have pups that do the...Read the rest...

Tried to get out the door, Have been to this day before! Card games were all the rage, ...Read the rest...

(4-9 beat) The painter said? I need rollers and work pants I pled Paint brushes too Get my brushes now I say to you Floor sheet I need Cover the floor do not use speed Ladder I plead Spray can the wall done .Time...Read the rest...

The carrots jumped up and grabbed my nose, Swatted them back down with my toes! Spinach curled round my fork, ...Read the rest...

Whoosh! Swish! Clang! It's the six o'clock kitchen band! Whoosh of paper towels off the roll. Swish as...Read the rest...

I've always lived in Southern California. I've never heard of summer rain. This notion, I have to say, quite honestly, Strikes me as insane.    I might as well speak of fluffy penguins Who live in the Sahara, Or opine on...Read the rest...

For us to Grasp the Love There are promises of . . . Of us The promises Are there for Love to grasp . . . Grasp to us For the promises of Love are there . . . There are promises of us for Love to...Read the rest...

I think of scary things, it seems, As dogs that jump like cats, in dreams. They say I spend too much time caring With no reasons for such scaring; That, I should learn to relax at...Read the rest...

I live in a house of seventy gables With twenty kitchens and as many tables. It's good for both winter and summer weathers, 'Cuz, in Spring, it flies - it's made of feathers!...Read the rest...

Some hills come alive with a music sound. Where I live, there are hills all around. But listen to me. Let me tell you, bud, The only sound these hills make is "thud"....Read the rest...

killed it it is dead its over just stop it now it is the very end its enough over i said...over! "please...." and it is back. all that, undoing gone down the drain bye... "I'm sorry..." hi, lets start again? " it's okay " what's next?...Read the rest...

My books are all over the floor, Even one went out the door! The kids don't see me when they run down the hall. ...Read the rest...

You can keep all your toys! Those that are fun, Even those that make noise! If you leave...Read the rest...

Once upon a time, A pirate ship came to mind. Large and flowing, With figure head all knowing. ...Read the rest...

You’ve really done it this time Frank. You’ve made the worst mess ever seen - A monster, hideous and rank, A disaster, vile and obscene. For yourself, what d’ya have to say? Well, says Frank, “I did it my...Read the rest...