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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


A Celestial Trap
Got stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!

Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...

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Categories: blessing, emotions, funny love,



Premium Member Bridge Day

     Tried to get out the door,
     Have been to this day before!
    ...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 12th grade, childhood, community,

Premium Member Fun
rain is sad
Friends will shout
we are mad

 
sun come out
Under the sky
do not doubt

 
do not cry
Now be glad
a big sigh...

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Categories: rhyme, children, cry, games, giggle,

Premium Member Look Closely
I took the short path,
as many do to get to the beach.
Loving the beach with it's white sand,
a great summertime place for all ages.
I could...

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Categories: rhyme, beach, fun, morning, summer,

Saboteur
If you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll...

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Categories: anger, betrayal, boyfriend, break



Premium Member A LESSON REMEMBERED
It’s a lesson I learned in grade school that still echoes in my mind…
A lesson on the sadness and cruelty of prejudice…
and the joys of...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: friendship,

Premium Member He Has Only Just Begun
It started thousands of ages ago,
when He had only just begun.
His creativetly was beyond all thought,
it was just divine.
If one looks over the many years,
we...

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Categories: rhyme, earth, people, time, world,

Premium Member Raining in Summer
Spring is on it's way out,
with warmer days on the horizon.
Summer is a great time of the year,
sleeping in from school ~ hooray.
Splashing fun time...

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Categories: rhyme, beach, food, fun, garden,

An Utter Lack of Pants
My strung-out limbs grow like plants
Head in the clouds, toes with the ants 
Branches sprout, leaves strewn about,
Now I’m walkin’ ‘round with an utter lack...

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© Alex Coop  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, growing up, humor,

Premium Member If Only You Knew
If only you knew the struggles I have had,
many were very sad.
My kind and loving dad,
knew I was never bad.
I should have kept a notepad,
about...

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Categories: dad, daughter, love, people,

Premium Member God Sends Pets Without Wings
"God sends pets without wings so no one will suspect they are angels ..."  Unkown

Angels come in all sizes
Never knowing when they will appear
Great fur coats to...

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Categories: rhyme, day, friend, fun, love,

Premium Member Admire A Summer Flower - Sunflower
Sunny and bright are your colors
Using your pretty face to wear
Never a frown always a smile on your
Face of pedals showing
Love for us to enjoy
On...

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Categories: rhyme, beauty, drink, love, smile,

Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part I
It’s funny to look at creatives,
painters, writers, musicians and such,
look back across their bodies of work,
and laugh at how much of it is luck,
that things...

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Categories: art, how i feel,

Premium Member A Distant Goodbye
Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care

Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, change, family,

Premium Member The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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Categories: rhyme, drink, food, friend, giggle,


Book: Shattered Sighs